I, WOODROW-- THE CONFIDENTIAL DIARY Paul Graham Wayne

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Published: June 4th 2012

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318 pages


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I, WOODROW-- THE CONFIDENTIAL DIARY  by  Paul Graham Wayne

I, WOODROW-- THE CONFIDENTIAL DIARY by Paul Graham Wayne
June 4th 2012 | Kindle Edition | PDF, EPUB, FB2, DjVu, AUDIO, mp3, ZIP | 318 pages | ISBN: | 8.67 Mb

George W. Bush—“W.”—remember him? Fondly? Not so much?Here’s your opportunity to get to know the “real” man, from his confidential diary: shy, retiring, intelligent, bookish, learned, and very romantic—quite the opposite of the man you thought youMoreGeorge W. Bush—“W.”—remember him? Fondly? Not so much?Here’s your opportunity to get to know the “real” man, from his confidential diary: shy, retiring, intelligent, bookish, learned, and very romantic—quite the opposite of the man you thought you knew.Poor Woodrow Scrubb!

He never wanted to be President, with his spacy, “the lights are on but nobody’s home” wife, Phoebe, (known as the Popover because of her hairdo) as First Lady…and neither did Woodrow’s gorgon psychopath of a mother, the fearsome family matriarch, Hermione, want anyone installed in the Oval Office (memories of her husband’s single-term fiasco haunt her) than Hermione’s beloved younger boy, the philandering jackass Governor Cosmo…until Cosmo’s cat-burglar wife, Cassandra, the love of Woodrow’s life, ruins her husband Cosmo’s prospects for the top political office by being arrested for lifting jewels from Tiffany’s.Hermione, embittered after her despised husband flunked the Presidential role and failed to win a second term, as kingmaker and power behind the throne, has no alternative but to force stumblebum Woodrow, who through no fault of his own is doing nothing much as Governor of his own State (Hermione had wangled him the job), into a puppet Presidency.Then a dastardly scheme occurs to Hermione whereby, unbeknownst to all but her stoolies, headed by her choice for Chief of Staff, the barely ambulatory waste of space, Hart Dickey, and the murderous Sicilian scumbag Ignacio Pesci, Hermione might swap out Woodrow for her darling Cosmo, in the guise of his elder brother’s double.Woodrow’s diary records his daily misfortunes and tribulations, as the harpy Hermione compels him to do everything that he most detests and is unsuited for.Shall Woodrow ever gain the confidence, the will, the means, and the opportunity to take back his life…and gain Cassandra for himself?



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